Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
AMBROSE BIERCEHe who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity. A fool is a natural proselyte, but he must be caught young, for his convictions, unlike those of the wise, harden with age.
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
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War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.
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RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.
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Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
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Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
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You don’t have to be stupid to be a Christian, but it probably helps.
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Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government from running amuck by hamstringing it.
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Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
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Democracy is defended in 3 stages. Ballot Box, Jury Box, Cartridge Box.
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There are two instruments worse than a clarinet – two clarinets.
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Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.
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Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners. In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots.
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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
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Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
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