Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
AMBROSE BIERCEDebt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.
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Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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Wine, madam, is God’s next best gift to man.
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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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Life – a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
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What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.
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Eloquence, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it appears to be. It includes the gift of making any color appear white.
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Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else
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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
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Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope.
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They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.
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Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
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