Life – a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
AMBROSE BIERCEMad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
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Age, with his eyes in the back of his head, thinks it wisdom to see the bogs through which he has floundered.
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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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MYTHOLOGY, n. The body of a primitive people’s beliefs concerning its origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as distinguished from the true accounts which it invents later.
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I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
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A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it.
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What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.
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True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.
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Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
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Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
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Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners. In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots.
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Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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