Don’t steal; thou’lt never thus compete successfully in business. Cheat.
AMBROSE BIERCEDawn: When men of reason go to bed.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
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ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
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Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
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Responsibility, n. A detachable burden easily shifted to the shoulders of God, Fate, Fortune, Luck or one’s neighbor. In the days of astrology it was customary to unload it upon a star.
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Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.
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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
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Forgetfulness – a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.
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Perseverance – a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.
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True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.
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Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope.
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The partisan strife in which the people of the country are permitted to periodically engage does not tend to the development of ugly traits of character, but merely discloses those that preexist.
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
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MYTHOLOGY, n. The body of a primitive people’s beliefs concerning its origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as distinguished from the true accounts which it invents later.
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The covers of this book are too far apart.
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Fidelity – a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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