Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
AMBROSE BIERCEPatriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
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Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
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Life – a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
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Distance, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs and keep.
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Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
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To the eye of failure success is an accident.
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A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it.
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Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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MIND, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain. Its chief activity consists in the endeavour to ascertain its own nature, the futility of the attempt being due to the fact that it has nothing but itself to know itself with.
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The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.
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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
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An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity. A fool is a natural proselyte, but he must be caught young, for his convictions, unlike those of the wise, harden with age.
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