Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
AMBROSE BIERCEPatriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
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Optimism – the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
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Prescription: A physician’s guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.
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Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.
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Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
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Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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Optimist – A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.
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Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.
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Fear has no brains; it is an idiot.
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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
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Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else
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