RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.
AMBROSE BIERCEPatriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
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Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
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Fear has no brains; it is an idiot.
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Christian, n.: one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.
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Fidelity – a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
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Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
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Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.
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Labor is one of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
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I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
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April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
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Prescription: A physician’s guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.
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Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government from running amuck by hamstringing it.
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A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.
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