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Ambrose Bierce Quote - Laughter, n. An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is infectious and, though intermittent, incurable.

Laughter, n. An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is infectious and, though intermittent, incurable.

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Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
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LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.
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Eloquence, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it appears to be. It includes the gift of making any color appear white.
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