The covers of this book are too far apart.
AMBROSE BIERCEYou don’t have to be stupid to be a Christian, but it probably helps.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity. A fool is a natural proselyte, but he must be caught young, for his convictions, unlike those of the wise, harden with age.
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Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
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In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.
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Consul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
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Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
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You don’t have to be stupid to be a Christian, but it probably helps.
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Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
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Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
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Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government from running amuck by hamstringing it.
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Perseverance – a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.
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Life – a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
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Age, with his eyes in the back of his head, thinks it wisdom to see the bogs through which he has floundered.
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Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
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Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
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