Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
AMBROSE BIERCEYou don’t have to be stupid to be a Christian, but it probably helps.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Fear has no brains; it is an idiot.
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Fidelity – a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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To the eye of failure success is an accident.
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They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.
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Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
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A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.
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April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
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PAIN, n. An uncomfortable frame of mind that may have a physical basis in something that is being done to the body, or may be purely mental, caused by the good fortune of another.
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Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.
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Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope.
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REFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter.
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Laughter, n. An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is infectious and, though intermittent, incurable.
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Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
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