Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
AMBROSE BIERCEResponsibility, n. A detachable burden easily shifted to the shoulders of God, Fate, Fortune, Luck or one’s neighbor. In the days of astrology it was customary to unload it upon a star.
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Consul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
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The partisan strife in which the people of the country are permitted to periodically engage does not tend to the development of ugly traits of character, but merely discloses those that preexist.
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Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
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Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
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Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
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Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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Scriptures – The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
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Responsibility, n. A detachable burden easily shifted to the shoulders of God, Fate, Fortune, Luck or one’s neighbor. In the days of astrology it was customary to unload it upon a star.
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Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
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Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
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Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
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Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
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