Responsibility, n. A detachable burden easily shifted to the shoulders of God, Fate, Fortune, Luck or one’s neighbor. In the days of astrology it was customary to unload it upon a star.
AMBROSE BIERCEResponsibility, n. A detachable burden easily shifted to the shoulders of God, Fate, Fortune, Luck or one’s neighbor. In the days of astrology it was customary to unload it upon a star.
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Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
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LIFE, n. A spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. We live in daily apprehension of its loss; yet when lost it is not missed.
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A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it.
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Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
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Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don’t know.
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I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
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REALISM, n. The art of depicting nature as it is seem by toads. The charm suffusing a landscape painted by a mole, or a story written by a measuring-worm.
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PITY, n. A failing sense of exemption, inspired by contrast.
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Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
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Democracy is defended in 3 stages. Ballot Box, Jury Box, Cartridge Box.
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Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
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Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
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