Distance, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs and keep.
AMBROSE BIERCEResponsibility, n. A detachable burden easily shifted to the shoulders of God, Fate, Fortune, Luck or one’s neighbor. In the days of astrology it was customary to unload it upon a star.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else
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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
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Labor is one of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
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Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
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To the eye of failure success is an accident.
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Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.
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RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.
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Consul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
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Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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REFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter.
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ULTIMATUM, n. In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions.
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Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
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The partisan strife in which the people of the country are permitted to periodically engage does not tend to the development of ugly traits of character, but merely discloses those that preexist.
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MYTHOLOGY, n. The body of a primitive people’s beliefs concerning its origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as distinguished from the true accounts which it invents later.
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There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don’t know.
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