That’s the great thing about New Year’s, you get to be a year older.
ALAN KINGWe get the worrywart, the hypochondriac, the money-grubbing miser, the intractable negotiator…
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Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
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As a parent, I’d – I’d be a better father.
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We get the worrywart, the hypochondriac, the money-grubbing miser, the intractable negotiator…
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It’s not easy being a father, but I’ve been allowed a comeback.
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My father was a dreamer – my hero. He was a smart, tough guy from Poland, a cutter of lady’s handbags.
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My mother kept the house clean and we ate good.
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I don’t mind being 65, but nobody is gonna tell me to come in at 5:30 to have the early bird special.
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Then, of course, you’re hooked and you have to learn how to survive in the business.
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Now that’s better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.
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I’m only… I’m only unhappy when the reviews are bad, but give me a good review and I’m a… I’m just screaming all over the place with joy.
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A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let’s eat!
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Ed Sullivan brought me to TV first in 1952, then Garry Moore’s program gave me a lot of confidence and freedom.
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There’s a charm, there’s a rhythm, there’s a soul to Jewish humor.
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Everything my mother made had to cook for 80 hours, and when she made matzoh balls she didn’t know fluffy. Everything sank.
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The other day my house caught fire.
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