It’s not easy being a father, but I’ve been allowed a comeback.
ALAN KINGWe watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it.
More Alan King Quotes
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Modesty is not one of my virtues.
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The ability to absorb a book and make someone else’s words and story your own was exactly was I was doing on stage.
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The world is full of little dictators trying to run your life.
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I won’t eat in a place that has suits of armor.
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My mother’s sister was killed in a trolley car accident, so I was raised as one of eight with my sister and six male cousins.
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My lawyer said, “Shouldn’t be a problem. What kind of coverage do you have?” I said, “Fire and theft.” The lawyer frowned. “Uh oh. Wrong kind. Should be fire OR theft.”
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If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.
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I’m only… I’m only unhappy when the reviews are bad, but give me a good review and I’m a… I’m just screaming all over the place with joy.
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I had a sympathetic role in ‘thirtysomething,’ and in two weeks I’m going to do the role again.
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You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.
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Now that’s better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.
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Eating takes a special talent. Some people are much better at it than others. In that way, it is like sex, and as with sex.
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I always plan dinner first thing in the morning.
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My son says I never tell stories about anyone who’s living.
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My mother kept the house clean and we ate good.
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