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Marilyn Monroe Paulo Coelho Abraham Lincoln C. S. Lewis Khalil Gibran Charlie Chaplin Gautama Buddha Isaac Newton

I’m only… I’m only unhappy when the reviews are bad, but give me a good review and I’m a… I’m just screaming all over the place with joy.
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Bad Good Joy Over Place Review Scream Unhappy
And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody?
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Always Art Even Humour Somebody Want Weapon
Now that’s better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.
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Better Salami Sex Slice Thickly
For me, that wasn’t such a joke, because my birthday was always around this time.
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Always Birthday Joke Me Such Time
If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.
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Alive Current Funny Keep Yourself
If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.
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Atom Think Expense Great Humor Someone Something
But in the movies, I just love the heavies. It’s much more fun.
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Fun heavy Love More Movie Much
I won’t eat in a place that has suits of armor.
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Armor Eat Place Suit
My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating.
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Bed Eat Favorite Out Saturday Spend Sport Television Watch Way
If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.
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Book Love Marriage Read Separate Two Want
Milton took vaudeville, which, if you look up ‘vaudeville’ in the dictionary, right alongside of it, it says ‘Milton Berle’ – and he made it just a tremendous party.
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Alongside Dictionary Milton Party Took Tremendous Vaudeville
Everything my mother made had to cook for 80 hours, and when she made matzoh balls she didn’t know fluffy. Everything sank.
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Ball Everything Matzoh Mother Sank
As a parent, I’d – I’d be a better father.
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Better Father Parent
I don’t mind being 65, but nobody is gonna tell me to come in at 5:30 to have the early bird special.
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Being Bird Come Early Gonna Mind Sixty-five Special Tell
I always plan dinner first thing in the morning.
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Always Dinner First Morning Plan Thing
We set no styles, no standards. We’re reflections. It’s a distorted mirror in the fun house.
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Distort Fun House Mirror Reflection Set Standard Style

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