You just have to keep getting up’. And I look back and they were right. They were all right.
AISHA TYLERSometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they’re always going to be up, and I think that’s impossible for anyone.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
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I’m just going to be the best version of me that I could possibly be and be as funny as I possibly can.
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I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
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Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work.
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Much like a wobbly toddler or an unhinged politician, one immediately looks for someone else to blame. God. Your parents. Ex-girlfriends. Undocumented immigrants. Marvin in Human Resources. China.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
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Omnipresence can be a good or bad thing, I suppose. I don’t want to spend a lot of time thinking about it. I’m super-grateful.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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I really do know football.
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TV always wants more people to be watching.
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I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down.
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I have one girlfriend who is dating right now – she’s divorced – and she’s on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that’s not a real game, but it’s my favorite thing to do.
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When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of a taxi in a pair of urine-soaked skinny jeans with no money for cab fare and a dead cell phone battery.
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“Trust me, you don’t want to have to actually interact with these people.”
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