They always say some women like to fix people. I don’t like to fix people, but you like a challenge.
AISHA TYLERSometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they’re always going to be up, and I think that’s impossible for anyone.
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So I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are.
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Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet.
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Wounds turn into scars and scars make you tough.
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A belief in feminism is a belief in personal freedom.
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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I thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored in environmental policy, and I didn’t do anything academically around the arts.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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TV always wants more people to be watching.
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I have one girlfriend who is dating right now – she’s divorced – and she’s on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that’s not a real game, but it’s my favorite thing to do.
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I wish I could say I’m an architect and planned it this way, foresaw doing all these things, but honestly, I’ve been lucky that things have come across my path and they’ve worked out well for me.
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I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.
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“Trust me, you don’t want to have to actually interact with these people.”
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My parents were vegetarians. I’d show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
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I really do know football.
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So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.
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