I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
AISHA TYLERSometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they’re always going to be up, and I think that’s impossible for anyone.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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TV always wants more people to be watching.
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Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
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I wish I could say I’m an architect and planned it this way, foresaw doing all these things, but honestly, I’ve been lucky that things have come across my path and they’ve worked out well for me.
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I’m sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
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When I was younger, those kinds of comments bothered me, but eventually got to a point where I realized I wasn’t going to change who I was.
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Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.
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Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.
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So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.
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I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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“You are going to fail, and anyone who is success has powered through many, many failures.”
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They always say some women like to fix people. I don’t like to fix people, but you like a challenge.
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I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
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When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of a taxi in a pair of urine-soaked skinny jeans with no money for cab fare and a dead cell phone battery.
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The best advice anybody could have given me was to keep getting up over and over again.
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Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they’re always going to be up, and I think that’s impossible for anyone.
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