If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
ADAM CAROLLAI’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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Here’s what you know: you know when you’re getting laid, and you know when it’s all over. Those are the only two things you’re aware of.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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If in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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