I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
ADAM CAROLLAI didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
ADAM CAROLLAWell, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
ADAM CAROLLAIf you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
ADAM CAROLLAOf course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
ADAM CAROLLAMy first car was a motorcycle.
ADAM CAROLLAI’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
ADAM CAROLLAThe reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
ADAM CAROLLAThey advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
ADAM CAROLLAToss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
ADAM CAROLLADon’t do your best, do my best.
ADAM CAROLLAIf the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
ADAM CAROLLAOprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
ADAM CAROLLANo one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
ADAM CAROLLAYou have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can’t afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
ADAM CAROLLAWhen I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
ADAM CAROLLAIt should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
ADAM CAROLLA