Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
ADAM CAROLLABeing a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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I don’t like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it’s the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they’re pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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