People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
ADAM CAROLLAI like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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