I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
ADAM CAROLLAI like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can’t just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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I don’t like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it’s the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they’re pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
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