I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
ADAM CAROLLAI’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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Here’s what you know: you know when you’re getting laid, and you know when it’s all over. Those are the only two things you’re aware of.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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