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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.

Adam Carolla

My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
ADAM CAROLLA

Building Car Life Some Working Wrenching
Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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Allow Atheist Guilt Man Myself Screw Sex Ten
I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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Aisle Feeling Land Side Thing Views
I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
ADAM CAROLLA

Agnostic Atheist God Law Thinking
It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
ADAM CAROLLA

Challenge Funnier Morning Reason Water
People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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Drag Dream People Person Realistic
I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
ADAM CAROLLA

Daughter Issue Love Mother Much Women
I don’t like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it’s the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they’re pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
ADAM CAROLLA

Biggest Coffee Soccer Soft Thinking Whatever World
It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
ADAM CAROLLA

Around Doing Ebook Kicked Man Poor Rich Something
I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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Calm Fine Natural Real Realist Sexist Simple
Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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Check Up Doctor Funny Health Heapatist Humor Taste
A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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Crisis Dalliance might Paper People Practice Right Truthful
I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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Country Differences Drunk Funny Guess Hard Work Humor Worked
You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can’t afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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Afford Between Bunch Choice Dropped Last Loser Unenviable
I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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Anybody Attention Ill Money Power Thought Towards Will
I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
ADAM CAROLLA

Form Format Freedom Mess Podcasting

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