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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.

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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
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I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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You’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.
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