I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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When I’m in power, here’s how I’m gonna put the country back on its feet. I’m going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the ‘tardiest of the ‘tards like the thick crust.
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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