If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
ADAM CAROLLAI don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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