I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
ADAM CAROLLAI don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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When I’m in power, here’s how I’m gonna put the country back on its feet. I’m going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the ‘tardiest of the ‘tards like the thick crust.
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I don’t like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it’s the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they’re pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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