I’d never hurt another person.
ADAM CAROLLAI don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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