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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.

Adam Carolla

Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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Everyone keeps saying, “Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.” It’s like saying, “How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she’s been with Brad Pitt?” I don’t care.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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