Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
ADAM CAROLLAI don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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Everyone keeps saying, “Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.” It’s like saying, “How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she’s been with Brad Pitt?” I don’t care.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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