I’d never hurt another person.
ADAM CAROLLAPeople are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can’t afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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