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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you’re gay.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can’t just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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Then there’s the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I’d be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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I’m harmless. I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you’re that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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