Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
ADAM CAROLLAI get depressed at airports.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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