That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
ADAM CAROLLAI get depressed at airports.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you’re gay.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it’s about fudge packing and triple D’s at 13.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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You’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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