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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.

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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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Then there’s the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I’d be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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