I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
ADAM CAROLLAA lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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Then there’s the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I’d be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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When I’m in power, here’s how I’m gonna put the country back on its feet. I’m going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the ‘tardiest of the ‘tards like the thick crust.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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