Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
ADAM CAROLLAI’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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You’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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