I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
ADAM CAROLLAI’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
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I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys.
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As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They’re the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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