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I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
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We’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn’t imagine it.
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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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