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Adam Carolla

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
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Business Dog Family Focus Fun Good Life
The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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Compelling Good Host Podcast
I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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Age Life Positive Show Story Success Year
My first car was a motorcycle.
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Buy Car First Mine Motorcycle Vehicles
The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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Boom Fast Next Podcast Radio Segment Thing Very
Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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Average Batting Delusional Good Hundred Percentage Pretty
I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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Best Each Friend Man Men Other Sex Spouse Thinking Tolerate Wife
I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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Daughter Issue Love Mother Much Women
I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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Fake Funny Humor None Orgasm Two Type Women
When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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Especially Lot Missing More Partner Television
When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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Insane Mean Million People Smartest Vote
I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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Burn Calories Happen Masculine Trying World
I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can’t afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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Afford Between Bunch Choice Dropped Last Loser Unenviable
In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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Construction Dirty Early Liked Money Naughty Nice Paid Something Stuff
Then there’s the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I’d be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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Butch Dyke Funny Humor Lesbian Lipstick Sweatpant Thinking

I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.

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