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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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Here’s what you know: you know when you’re getting laid, and you know when it’s all over. Those are the only two things you’re aware of.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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