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Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much

Adam Carolla

There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it’s about fudge packing and triple D’s at 13.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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Call Dish Giving Head Hungarian Night Paprikash Sorry World
The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much

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