Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
ADAM CAROLLAYou don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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Then there’s the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I’d be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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