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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

Adam Carolla

Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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Alter Behaviors Good Help Incentive Shop Tell
I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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