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ADAM CAROLLAIt’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They’re the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math.
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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