If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
ADAM CAROLLAIt’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They’re the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math.
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You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can’t afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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