If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
ADAM CAROLLAIt’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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We’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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