That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
ADAM CAROLLAIt’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They’re the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math.
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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Everyone keeps saying, “Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.” It’s like saying, “How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she’s been with Brad Pitt?” I don’t care.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
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