The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
ADAM CAROLLAIt’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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The shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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