Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
ADAM CAROLLAThe main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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I get depressed at airports.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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We’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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