I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
ADAM CAROLLAThe main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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I get depressed at airports.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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