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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.

Adam Carolla

Here’s what you know: you know when you’re getting laid, and you know when it’s all over. Those are the only two things you’re aware of.
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Aware Get Getting Laid Over Thing
When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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Christmas Country Dad Feel Instantly Kid Wrong
That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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Dream Force Like Love Pursue Quit Sport Writing
I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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Funny Humor Month Potentially Really Trying Two Week
I don’t know anything about computers.
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Aware Computer Function Know Knowlege Work
If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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Affiliation Everyone Glenn Beck Life Media Started Towards Worried
Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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Everyone Fiscally Hollywood Leaving Republican Shoot Thinking
Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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Average Batting Delusional Good Hundred Percentage Pretty
Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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Bag Creative Name Sleep Sleeping Speaking
Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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Check Up Doctor Funny Health Heapatist Humor Taste
I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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All Artistic Different Favorite Podcasting Radio Script
I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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Angry Comically Complaining Laughing People Start
The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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Book Creative Reading Teliviosn Truth Watching
When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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Base Funny Include Kind King Revise Sex Sexual Sexy
I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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Amount Art Get Joke Naked People Probably Reality Standing Telling Thinking
Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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Everyone Money Pay People Rich Tax Ton

The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.

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