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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.

Adam Carolla

Everyone keeps saying, “Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.” It’s like saying, “How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she’s been with Brad Pitt?” I don’t care.
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Care Everone Funny Humor Intimidating Oh My God Saying
If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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Disappointed Funny Humor Show Sorey Tuning
I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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Dad Dollar Funny Humor Knowledge Raise Share Sister
The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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Art Beautiful Car
The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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Book Creative Reading Teliviosn Truth Watching
We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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Asian Black Hispanic Straight Together White Working
People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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College Look People Smart White
If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
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Bird Human Remain Size Street Tax
If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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Absolutely Ever Funny Humor Idea Relationship
I know everything because I know nothing.
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Everything Know Nothing Aware Truth
I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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Comedian Comedy Feeling Irony Joke Laugh Life Politician
I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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Car Guy Hammer Nut Sort Swinging Turning Wrenching
I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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Amount Art Get Joke Naked People Probably Reality Standing Telling Thinking
He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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Done Funny Guy Humor Onesome Threesome
I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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Money Myself Plenty Want Working
The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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