If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
ADAM CAROLLAThe reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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