We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
ADAM CAROLLAThe reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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We’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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