I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
ADAM CAROLLAI’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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The shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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When I’m in power, here’s how I’m gonna put the country back on its feet. I’m going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the ‘tardiest of the ‘tards like the thick crust.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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I’m harmless. I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you’re that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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