Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
ADAM CAROLLAI’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can’t afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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I don’t like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it’s the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they’re pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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