If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
ADAM CAROLLAI’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I get depressed at airports.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you’re gay.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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