If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
ADAM CAROLLAI’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They’re the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it’s about fudge packing and triple D’s at 13.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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