I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
ADAM CAROLLAIf you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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