In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
ADAM CAROLLAIf you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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Everyone keeps saying, “Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.” It’s like saying, “How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she’s been with Brad Pitt?” I don’t care.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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