There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
ADAM CAROLLARich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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