Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
ADAM CAROLLAMmm, tastes like hepatitis!
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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