There are certain things women are better at than men.
ADAM CAROLLAWhen you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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