I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
ADAM CAROLLAWhen you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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I’m harmless. I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you’re that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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