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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .

Adam Carolla

I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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Act Boom Country Driven Gay Golf Real Rule Section Value
If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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I don’t like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it’s the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they’re pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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Biggest Coffee Soccer Soft Thinking Whatever World
. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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Best Bless Country Dancing Floor God Man Star Win Woman Wooden
I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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Heo Methadone Monetary Organisation Welfare
I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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Definitely Drama Future Life Making Serious
No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
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Admit Bringing Courage God Keep People Suppress

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