Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
ADAM CAROLLAWhen you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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