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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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Audience Monetization Really Secondary Thinking
The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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Experience Horrible Job Learned Mean
People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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Excel Fail Failing Opportunity People
I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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Money Myself Plenty Want Working
They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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Advertize Bejeeezus Commercial Out Pie Seen Yogurt
You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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Cruise Feeling Good Internet Name Walk
The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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Compelling Good Host Podcast
My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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Building Car Life Some Working Wrenching
I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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Call Dish Giving Head Hungarian Night Paprikash Sorry World
Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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Aware Computer Function Know Knowlege Work
I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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Calm Fine Natural Real Realist Sexist Simple
I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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Breed Cat Certain Like People Performing Radio Stuff Television
If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
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Bird Human Remain Size Street Tax

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