I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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More Adam Carolla Quotes
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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