The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
ADAM CAROLLADon’t do your best, do my best.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
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The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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