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Don’t do your best, do my best.

Adam Carolla

Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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Everyone Money Pay People Rich Tax Ton
If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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Bridge Built Done Meant Women
I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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Behind Feeling Feelings Joke Sort Stand Trying
I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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Definitely Drama Future Life Making Serious
Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you’re gay.
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Crocs Down Gay Look Realize Wearing
The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
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Chick Daughter Dude Fire Funny Mother Reason
I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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Chick Color Eye Great Visible Vision
I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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Democrat Democratic Republican Used
I’d never hurt another person.
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Another Calm Heart Hurt People Person Pure
I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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Country Differences Drunk Funny Guess Hard Work Humor Worked
If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
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Business Dog Family Focus Fun Good Life
I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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Anybody Attention Ill Money Power Thought Towards Will
Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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Feel Free Higher Pay Tax
My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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Building Car Life Some Working Wrenching
If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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Absolutely Ever Funny Humor Idea Relationship
I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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Angry Comically Complaining Laughing People Start

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