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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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