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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.

Adam Carolla

The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
ADAM CAROLLA

Adage Believe Grossly Overrated Yourself
It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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Challenge Funnier Morning Reason Water
I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
ADAM CAROLLA

Best Each Friend Man Men Other Sex Spouse Thinking Tolerate Wife
What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
ADAM CAROLLA

Common Sense Fist Hand Lawyer Sanitizer
Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
ADAM CAROLLA

Explore Figure Funny Humor Nap Out
That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
ADAM CAROLLA

Forever Funny Humor Interesting Philosophical Question
. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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Best Bless Country Dancing Floor God Man Star Win Woman Wooden
If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
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Business Dog Family Focus Fun Good Life
Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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Besides Birth Control Everything Funny Giving Humor Pill Women
When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
ADAM CAROLLA

Excitement Express Knowledge Radio Show Yourself
The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
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Aisle Land Leave People Ten Thing View
I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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Head Hungarian Paprikash Reader Some Toss World
We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
ADAM CAROLLA

Always Country Going Gone See Want
There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
ADAM CAROLLA

Agnostic Atheist Away Bigger Cancer Christian Screening Take
If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
ADAM CAROLLA

Museums Rembrandt Somebody Spend Walking

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