I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
ADAM CAROLLAThe Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn’t imagine it.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
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Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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I get depressed at airports.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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