Welfare is monetary methadone.
ADAM CAROLLAThe Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much
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