People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
ADAM CAROLLAWe never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can’t afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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If in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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