Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
ADAM CAROLLAMaybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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I’m harmless. I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you’re that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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