I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
ADAM CAROLLAYou’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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