Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
ADAM CAROLLAYou’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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