Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
ADAM CAROLLAIn my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can’t afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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I don’t like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it’s the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they’re pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
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