The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
ADAM CAROLLAIn my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn’t imagine it.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
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