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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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Any Form Over Shape Taking Talk Way Weird
You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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Ashtray College High Junior School
We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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Brush Front never Own Pick Stand
California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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Bought Count Counting Lazy Normally Vote
[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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Equivalent Fat Giving Government Morning Overwhelmed People Person Sending
People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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Head Hungarian Paprikash Reader Some Toss World
I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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Desire People Political Some Sort Strong Thinking Wrap

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