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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.

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I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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I get depressed at airports.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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