I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
ADAM CAROLLAMy life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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We’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
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It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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