Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
MARK TWAINWhen angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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