If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
MARK TWAINWhen angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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