Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
MARK TWAINWhen angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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