Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
MARK TWAINWhen angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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