I must have a drink of breakfast.
W. C. FIELDSI cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
More W. C. Fields Quotes
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I never drink water. I’m afraid it will become habit-forming.
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Anyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad.
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A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
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I’m free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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When you wake up in the morning, smile – and get it over with.
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The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
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A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.
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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
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Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
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I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.
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If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot.
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You can’t cheat an honest man.
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The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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