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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

W. C. Fields

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
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Food Funny Man Myself
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
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Hands Life Yourself
Never give a sucker an even break.
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Break One Liner
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
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Death Hope Life Lost
My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass.
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Ambitious Myself Tree
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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Man Money Poor Rich
I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine.
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Life Myself Young
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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Worth Wrong
If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.
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Animal Funny Wings
I drink therefore I am.
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Instagram Captions Myself One Liner
This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.
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Drive Grateful Myself Reason
If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot.
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Need Quit Stupidity Time
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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Appearance Attitude Education Important Money Past People Skill
I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
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Age Food Myself Need
I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
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Myself Vote
Comedy is merely tragedy happening to someone else.
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Deep Reality Tragedy

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