Gray hair is gods graffiti.
BILL COSBYOnly stupid one’s.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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