Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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More Bill Cosby Quotes
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Only stupid one’s.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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