The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
W. C. FIELDSSome people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.
More W. C. Fields Quotes
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Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.
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I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine.
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If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.
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My illness is due to my doctor’s insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
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If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.
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Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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I never drink water. I’m afraid it will become habit-forming.
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No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.
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I don’t believe in dining on an empty stomach.
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I didn’t squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn’t see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
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I drink therefore I am.
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It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.
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Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.
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When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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