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A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness… I thought I’d lost it.
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If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.
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The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
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I must have a drink of breakfast.
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Food Morning Myself
If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.
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You can’t trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
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Belief Trust Yourself
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
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When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
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Hands Life Yourself
I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.
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This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.
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Drive Grateful Myself Reason
Drat! Being the encapsulated view of life.
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I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
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Control Food Myself Strong
During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
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