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Never give a sucker an even break.

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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
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If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot.
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Just like my Uncle Charlie used to say, just before he sprung the trap: He said, You can’t cheat and honest man! Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump!
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I must have a drink of breakfast.
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I never eat before breakfast.
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I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
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I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
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You can fool some of the people some of the time and that’s enough to make a decent living.
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If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.
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