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I don’t drink anymore, on the other hand I don’t drink any less either.

W. C. Fields

Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night.
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Night Time Wonderful
If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot.
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Need Quit Stupidity Time
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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Food Myself Wine
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
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Appearance Help People Sex Ugly
Prayers never bring anything, They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy – but to the enlightened it is the same as asking Santa Claus to bring you something for Xmas.
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Gift Ignorance Peace Prayer Wisdom
Drat! Being the encapsulated view of life.
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Life View
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
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Man Pain Woman
I only drink to steady my nerves, sometimes I’m so steady I don’t move for months.
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Alcohol Myself
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
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Death Hope Life Lost
Anyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad.
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Animal Bad Children Hate
Children should neither be seen or heard from – ever again.
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Children Hate See
Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose -to make people laugh.
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Business Laugh Oneself People Purpose Serious
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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Animal Myself Perspective Sea
This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.
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Drive Grateful Myself Reason
It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.
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Attitude Deep Yourself
Now don’t say you can’t swear off drinking; it’s easy. I’ve done it a thousand times.
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Easy Time Yourself

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