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Try till you succeed, if you don’t succeed once, then destroy all evidence of the fact that you tried!

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Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
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Marriage Night Survive Woman
Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night.
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Night Time Wonderful
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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Morning Smile Start
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
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Appearance Help People Sex Ugly
Anyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad.
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Animal Bad Children Hate
I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
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Myself Vote
If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
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Choice Inspirational Yourself
I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
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Alcohol Money Myself Wild Woman
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
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Man Pain Woman
It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.
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Attitude Deep Yourself
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
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Face Man Time
Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.
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Born Lose People
Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it.
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Better Sex Worst
You can’t trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
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Belief Trust Yourself
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There’s nothing like having a midget for a butler.
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Food Home
Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.
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Beautiful Experience Life

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