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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
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Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
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A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
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During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
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Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose -to make people laugh.
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I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.
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Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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