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I’m free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

W. C. Fields

When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
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Hands Life Yourself
Children should neither be seen or heard from – ever again.
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Children Hate See
Anyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad.
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Animal Bad Children Hate
There’s no such thing as a tough child – if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
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Children Parents Tough
Don’t worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
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Heart Live Worry Yourself
When you wake up in the morning, smile – and get it over with.
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Morning Smile Wake Up Yourself
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
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Control Food Myself Strong
I don’t believe in dining on an empty stomach.
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Believe Empty Food Myself Weird
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
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Man Pain Woman
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
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Animal Hands Myself See
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There’s nothing like having a midget for a butler.
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Food Home
Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.
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Children Myself Woman
It’s a funny old world. A man’s lucky if he gets out of it alive.
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Alive Funny Old World
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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Alcohol Illusion Reality
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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Morning Smile Start
It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one’s present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason.
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Excellence Friendship Future Present Reason Remember

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